I’m not laughing, because people getting killed of their own willful neglect and stupidity isn’t really funny. Yea, we have the Darwin Awards, but that’s not like 345 people getting crushed in a human stampede. MINA, Saudi Arabia – Thousands of Muslim pilgrims rushing to complete a symbolic stoning ritual during the hajj tripped over luggage Thursday, causing a crush in which at least 345 people were killed, the Interior Ministry said. The stampede occurred as tens of thousands of pilgrims headed toward al-Jamarat, a series of three pillars representing the devil that the faithful pelt with stones to purge themselves of sin. So, here we have issue number one: primitive and moronic superstition. So great is the irrational fervor that human beings behave as cattle, and the do so with regularlity: The site is a notorious bottleneck for the massive crowds that attend the annual hajj pilgrimage and has seen deadly stampedes in the past, including one in 1990 that killed 1,426 people and another in February 2004 that killed 244. Seven of the past 17 yearly pilgrimages have seen deadly incidents at al-Jamarat. The latest crush came despite Saudi attempts to ease the flow of traffic around al-Jamarat….