Don’t take too long to get your
papers driver’s license and proof of insurance out. And don’t think driving your elderly mother or father to Thanksgiving dinner will get you any slack, either. Oh, and don’t drive 70 in a 65. Probably best not to drive while black. Here’s one of Austin, Texas’ finest, Austin Police Department, employing a Taser. He just looks like another pig, to me.
More — lot’s more — pigs and pig antics here.
Update: Two brave, Trotwood, Ohio police officers use their Taser to valiantly, bravely, heroically defend selves and the public at large from a 100-pound, seven-month pregnant girl holding a baby in her arms. Man, aren’t we fortunate to have such real men lookin’ out for us?