Let’s Get It Started Assemblyman Anthony Portantino

Hey, Anthony: Go Fuck Yourself. And take that Sacramento Band of Fuckwads right along with you.

Californians had better start watching their mouths.

Try me, asshole.

And as for that petty, prudish, insolent little shit, McKay Hatch, well, a good ass-paddling before sending him off to bed without any dinner seems about right. …But I’m sure he’ll make an excellent installation to the ranks of the Nomenklatura when the time comes.

Richard Nikoley

I'm Richard Nikoley. Free The Animal began in 2003 and as of 2021, contains 5,000 posts. I blog what I wish...from health, diet, and food to travel and lifestyle; to politics, social antagonism, expat-living location and time independent—while you sleep—income. I celebrate the audacity and hubris to live by your own exclusive authority and take your own chances. Read More


  1. Andy on February 26, 2010 at 05:28

    Fuck me, I grew up in California, and fuckin’-A if I’m glad that I don’t live there any more.

    And I’m pretty much a screaming lefty, but come fucking on!

    Really, don’t they have better things to do?

  2. Mike on February 25, 2010 at 17:29

    Well if that ain’t a load of fucking bullshit, I’m not sure what the hell is.

  3. JUPITER BOONE on February 25, 2010 at 17:40

    when i read that i almost shit my fucking pants.

  4. Jeanie Campbell on February 25, 2010 at 17:43

    So glad I don’t live in fucking California anymore.

  5. Lute on February 25, 2010 at 17:57

    Isn’t that a violation of the First Amendment of the Bill of Rights. I guess These dickheads in Sacramento havn’t got anything better to do. Why are they even there. Who need the bastards, I sure as hell don’t.

  6. Nancy on February 25, 2010 at 18:12

    ooooooooh boy. It is ON! I am going to swear more than usual that first fucking week in March. I invite all Californians who swear to do the same.

  7. Unamused Mouse on February 25, 2010 at 18:32

    What the fuck is wrong with people?? Fucking nannies.

  8. Lucky on February 25, 2010 at 18:42

    What fucking sewer dwelling melon heads! Glad I don’t call fucking California home!

  9. bart on February 25, 2010 at 19:43

    I really enjoy this fucken blog!

  10. Ryland on February 25, 2010 at 20:05

    You know… I read this on another site earlier today, and couldn’t help but think ” I bet Richard’s having a field day with this!” Thanks for not fucking disappointing me!

  11. Jimbeaux on February 25, 2010 at 20:15

    As someone who lives just below the Hollywood sign, let me say that we have the most backward-ass bunch of reject goat turds on the planet in our government.

  12. Lute on February 25, 2010 at 20:49

    Yup, you hit the nail right on the head. Not
    that I particularly like foul language, but it’s
    none of their effin business how people
    express themselves.

  13. Ben Wheeler on February 26, 2010 at 13:13

    This is the greatest T-shirt ever. Richard, you would love this!

    Now go fuck yourself!

  14. Michael on February 26, 2010 at 01:28

    Richard, I can’t believe you are still in California. I got that memo over a decade ago. 🙂

    • Richard Nikoley on February 26, 2010 at 11:49

      Yea, for all the warts, still too much I love about the beauty and the weather. Plus, I’m pretty practiced at ignoring Sacramento. Also, the San Jose police are pretty tame compared to the para-military units dot the landscape from sea to shining sea here in “the land of the free.”

  15. Juan on February 26, 2010 at 04:11

    “Fuckwad” is one of the great modern words.

  16. Joseph on February 26, 2010 at 04:51

    The state is broke, so they are looking for new ways to make money. Is the penalty a fine?

  17. Guy on February 26, 2010 at 05:19

    “The resolution includes no enforcement mechanism and is simply meant to promote greater harmony and connectedness”

    Shit! Look how it’s brought us together already!

  18. Jeffrey Quick on February 26, 2010 at 06:55

    Perhaps some agent of the State will someday teach that mutterfickende little dweeb Hatch to cuss real good. “Sorry about your hemorrhoids, kid…”

  19. golooraam on February 26, 2010 at 07:56

    oh my, don’t these idiot politicians know this is how fascism starts… ‘gentle editing’…

    good for you Richard

    and totally random… I am really enjoying the results of using Progenex after my workout… since you are pretty buff thought I would pass on the tip as I recall you do use whey after your workouts (at least you did for a while)

  20. Deb on February 26, 2010 at 09:34

    Makes me want to invoke the intercession of the patron saint of F-bombs, George Carlin. George, why the fuck did you have to go and die, you asshat?

  21. Dave, RN on February 26, 2010 at 10:31

    No wonder CA is such a mess. I was born there and am glad I don’t live there anymore!

  22. Troy on February 26, 2010 at 11:43

    Fuck California, glad i moved back to Colorado… but i do miss surfing….


  23. zach on February 26, 2010 at 12:01

    Couldn’t live in California with the taxes or the “gun control.”

  24. Jim on February 26, 2010 at 12:09

    I almost fell off my chair when I read your opener. Love your site!

  25. Richard Nikoley on February 26, 2010 at 13:04

    Ha! Where do you think I learned it? 🙂

  26. John Campbell on February 26, 2010 at 14:57

    Ok – that is like gravity telling people not to fall.

    That is so typical of all politicians. Send them all to another universe I say.

  27. Michael on February 28, 2010 at 22:11

    cursing festival:

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