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Friday Fun: The Shit Richard Says

February 3, 2012 15 Comments

OK, assuming you’ve seen a few of the “Shit X Says” videos on YouTube, here’s my Friday afternoon fun over the last hour. It’s 2 minutes.

I was a bit bored, OK? Hopefully you regular readers find it a bit amusing, if not cordially self-depricating.

After that, feel fee to watch Shit Barefoot Runners Say.

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  1. Padraic February 3, 2012 at 16:51

    Laughing out loud by “I used to live in France.” Good stuff =)

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  2. marie courious February 3, 2012 at 17:23

    Fantastique! Un tour de force. Je t’aime, je t’adore…. :-)

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    • Richard Nikoley February 3, 2012 at 22:38

      Marie, tu veins d’ou, toi?

    • marie courious February 4, 2012 at 13:30

      Je viens de Montreal, la belle ville. Now living and working in NY though, in fact research and teach at one of those citadels of “grant-wh….”, c’est la vie (sigh…). Which is another reason I so enjoy your approach in this blog, apart from it speaking to my inner non-conformist Quebecoise ;-)

  3. Mick Hamblen February 3, 2012 at 19:17

    Want a horn like that for every time I see the words ‘Heart healthy whole grains’

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  4. Steven Sashen February 3, 2012 at 19:48

    Love it!

    BTW, my Sh*t Barefoot Runners Say has gone viral-ish, with 53k+ views in 4 days — http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPdb7ZDJKS4

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    • Richard Nikoley February 4, 2012 at 08:14

      That’s a real gem, Steve,

      You have to do a Shit Paleos Say.

  5. Gene February 3, 2012 at 20:41

    “That’s fuckin’ bullshit.” That and the face before are my favorites.

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  6. Sean February 4, 2012 at 01:51

    You forgot to advise against GURUS

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  7. Nigel Kinbrum February 4, 2012 at 04:36

    My hearing isn’t very good and I thought you started with “Crack Whores” :-D

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  8. rob February 4, 2012 at 09:59

    Shit Paleos Say

    “You’ve been gaining weight? You need to eat more fat!”

    “You’ve been gaining weight? You need to cut down on the exercise, it’s throwing your hormones out of whack”

    “I can deadlift 135 pounds, so trust me when I say your form is terrible and you know nothing about strength training”

    “You run, and when you run you wear shoes, so that is two ways that you are crippling yourself and shortening your lifespan. If you want to be healthy don’t run, and when you are not running, do it sans shoes.”

    “The other day I felt like I was coming down with a cold so I ate the spleen of an Iguana, fixed me right up”

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  9. Razwell February 4, 2012 at 10:07

    That guy in the bullshit device sounds just like the guy from Full Metal Jacket LOL !

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  10. Mark February 5, 2012 at 12:26

    Totally. Effing. Hilarious.

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  11. Matthew Miller February 5, 2012 at 20:34

    Was looking out for “check your premises”

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  12. Pauline February 6, 2012 at 07:41

    I don’t know why but this video just cracks me up each time I see it!

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I'm Richard Nikoley. Free The Animal began in 2003 and as of 2020, has 5,000 posts and 120,000 comments from readers. I blog what I wish...from lifestyle to philosophy, politics, social antagonism, adventure travel, nomad living, location and time independent—"while you sleep"— income, and food. I intended to travel the world "homeless" but the Covid-19 panic-demic squashed that. I've become an American expat living in rural Thailand where I've built a home. I celebrate the audacity and hubris to live by your own exclusive authority and take your own chances. [Read more...]

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