OK, assuming you’ve seen a few of the “Shit X Says” videos on YouTube, here’s my Friday afternoon fun over the last hour. It’s 2 minutes.
I was a bit bored, OK? Hopefully you regular readers find it a bit amusing, if not cordially self-depricating.
After that, feel fee to watch Shit Barefoot Runners Say.
Laughing out loud by “I used to live in France.” Good stuff =)
Fantastique! Un tour de force. Je t’aime, je t’adore…. :-)
Marie, tu veins d’ou, toi?
Je viens de Montreal, la belle ville. Now living and working in NY though, in fact research and teach at one of those citadels of “grant-wh….”, c’est la vie (sigh…). Which is another reason I so enjoy your approach in this blog, apart from it speaking to my inner non-conformist Quebecoise ;-)
Want a horn like that for every time I see the words ‘Heart healthy whole grains’
Love it!
BTW, my Sh*t Barefoot Runners Say has gone viral-ish, with 53k+ views in 4 days — http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPdb7ZDJKS4
That’s a real gem, Steve,
You have to do a Shit Paleos Say.
“That’s fuckin’ bullshit.” That and the face before are my favorites.
You forgot to advise against GURUS
My hearing isn’t very good and I thought you started with “Crack Whores” :-D
Shit Paleos Say
“You’ve been gaining weight? You need to eat more fat!”
“You’ve been gaining weight? You need to cut down on the exercise, it’s throwing your hormones out of whack”
“I can deadlift 135 pounds, so trust me when I say your form is terrible and you know nothing about strength training”
“You run, and when you run you wear shoes, so that is two ways that you are crippling yourself and shortening your lifespan. If you want to be healthy don’t run, and when you are not running, do it sans shoes.”
“The other day I felt like I was coming down with a cold so I ate the spleen of an Iguana, fixed me right up”
That guy in the bullshit device sounds just like the guy from Full Metal Jacket LOL !
Totally. Effing. Hilarious.
Was looking out for “check your premises”
I don’t know why but this video just cracks me up each time I see it!