A Car vs. Dog Story With A Happy Ending

The Cat World of Evil I’m sort of a geek when it comes to obscure references (too many standup routines and HBO shows by  Dennis Miller, I guess). So for those who don’t get it, yet, that’s a reference to Hannah Arendt in the title of her 1963 work Eichmann in Jerusalem: A Report on…Read More

Cyprus Scandal: Meaningless Distinctions

Very quickly, before I get another email or some other communication about the Eurozone Financial Crisis and the decision by Cyprus and whoever else to take money from deposits in banks to help do whatever it is they want to do. …So far as I know. No need to educate me on the finer points. When I…Read More

I Collect Smart People

Remember the film Se7en? Brad Pitt, Morgan Freeman, Kevin Spacey? Wotta cast. The scene I’m talking about—which I can’t find on YouTube—is where they find John Doe’s apartment for the first time and begin going through his stuff. They’re reading an entry from his diary. He’s writing about being on a city bus and someone…Read More

The All New & Improved Cuntosphere

I deleted all the cunty posts and comments on the blog from last week going way back, leaving only references in place to The New Project. Did it in a moment of alcoholic psychosis. Why? Well, folks will have differing views on my true motivations and I’ll bet some even come close to the mark,…Read More

Jim Carrey the “Talkin’ Ass”

I love how these faux elite assholes are getting it right up the ass these days. Keep it coming Remy. You’re fuckin’ brilliant. The vid is about 1 minutes & 30 seconds. Watch it for the team. Jim Jim Jim. Stick to what you’re good at, m’kay?Read More

I Miss the Supremes

In spite of trying to stay as far away from “news” as possible, I had to get up to speed this morning. Here’s the best one. Paleoish Gay Marriage (via ABDada) I’ll let the Supremes take it away. (Dedicated to all my friends over the years, gay and lesbian alike—some together for over 25 years.…Read More

Four Weeks on the Raw Milk & Kefir Intervention

It’s downright ridiculous In this issue: Weight loss results. The bottom line The week in review What if I don’t like the taste of milk? What about thyroid? About poop, without the TMI (the kind you step in) ~~~ Those are the topics of this week’s Newsletter update. If you’re interested in checking it out,…Read More

The Mountain Labored & Roared, But Gave Birth to a Mouse

Excuse my pretension in paraphrasing Phaedrus and his Aesop’s Fables . And don’t start like the old writer of epic cycles: ‘Of Priam’s fate I’ll sing, and the greatest of Wars.’ What could he produce to match his opening promise? Mountains will labour: what’s born? A ridiculous mouse! I refer, of course, to my “odd behavior.” Richard Nikoley…Read More

Sunday Church & Prayer Services for Animals

The Real Deal Literally Duh Oh Myyy! Keith Lowell Jensen, Sudafed Abuser Duh “Most People Are Cunts” – Dr. Seuss Thank you for your “cooperation” From the Euphemism File Democracy! Limit Yourself to Prayer, Please! 2,000 Years of Truth and Counting Paper Prayers! Your Pastor – H. L. Mencken Your Moral Compass – George Takei…Read More

Lemons to Lemonade Documentary #1

It’s easy to scrounge around for imperfections. But how about the obvious far greater good? This is a new series, consecutively numbered, to come out each weekend (longer at times when the dust has settled for a while). Its purpose is the simple, objective documentation of injustices; the trashing of good people and their good…Read More

Three Weeks on the Raw Milk & Kefir Intervention

This might read as so bright eyed Just the facts, Ma’am. Bottom line it for me How the intervention has evolved over the three weeks and what’s in store for this week and next The health benefits, drinking too much alcohol, and a nutrition book recommendation The questions and answers The ridicule and scorn ~~~…Read More

Teenage Rape: Parent’s Fault

You don’t have to look much far beyond the Steubenville rape….debacle, kid bullshit…or whatever it really was…to get a clue as to how very toxic our society has become on so many levels. Kids do shit. Why? This simply does not scale to CNN, or anything like it (I just learned of the whole deal today, for…Read More