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Anthony Weiner Schnitzel

You can’t even make this shit up

Late Night Takes on Carlos Danger. Hilarious. Even listened to Rush on the drive back today. Endless jokes. New meme by Colbert: ‘dictures.’ Ha!

New York: Your next Weiner…uh, Mayor. Redundancy?

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Anthony’s Weiner – NYC Mayoral Candidate, 2013

Finally writing this post after sitting by the pool all afternoon, wondering about the propriety of putting up a pic-of-a-dick on my blog. I kinda loath the pussiness of NSFW warnings and the like. Grow up. What, you haven’t seen a penis before? Tits or or a vagina? Moreover, if you’re worried about your kids seeing it, then I have a modest suggestion: parenting. Another suggestion: teaching.

I tweeted last night, on a giggle whim:

Considering a follow-on career in politics. Step 1: tweet pics of my chubby to random chicks on the internet, 2) convince my wife to be pathetic.

I don’t want to spend any more than a few minutes on this because wives of politically powerful men are not worth it so far as I’m seeing and I’ll tell you why. I’ve spent almost 20 years and have heard the very, very rare woman condemn Hillary Clinton for what wasn’t, after all, a vast, long, hard right wing conspiracy. It was your husband’s cock in Monica Lewinski’s mouth in the oval office—which is totally fine, private, between all y’all.

And hey, all I want Anthony to do is to be honest:

“Hey, I like getting a hard on, tweeting a pic of it to some random woman of opportunity…and I want to be your Mayor, New York.”

But, he has the pathetic Huma Abedin standing at his side. And who knows? Hillary couldn’t hold a candle to her in terms of looks on her best day, even with Huma 3 months into a case of the cancer vapors. And then again, Anthony’s Weiner is likely not as slick as Billy’s Willy. It’s hard to cum to a climactic conclusion. Har har.

Take it away Tammy, the theme song for pathetic women with highly achieving men who like to swing their Carlos Danger, around.

Richard Nikoley

I'm Richard Nikoley. Free The Animal began in 2003 and as of 2021, contains 5,000 posts. I blog what I wish...from health, diet, and food to travel and lifestyle; to politics, social antagonism, expat-living location and time independent—while you sleep—income. I celebrate the audacity and hubris to live by your own exclusive authority and take your own chances. Read More

5 Comments

  1. SeanII on July 26, 2013 at 05:42

    Richard,

    You remembered! Hillary in the immediate aftermath said “I’m not a Tammy Wyneth, Stand By Your Man, kind of woman!”

    It depends on what is your definition of “by”.

    What a circus!

  2. Jay Jay on July 27, 2013 at 18:13

    Wow, this is the first time I’ve actually seen the Weiner weiner. I wouldn’t have sought it out myself, but I’m not offended in anyway.

    Thanks for posting!

  3. Amanda on July 27, 2013 at 21:48

    Wow penis. Lol as if like 80% of the male population has “sexted”if were talking under 30 probably 98%… Personally not into politics especially the bed of politics :/

  4. Richard Nikoley on July 28, 2013 at 01:11

    Probably way high, Amanda, if you’re talking uninvited. It would be like saying 80% of guys are flashers. I went to a Halloween party as a trench coat flasher, once (with a camera flash rigged to go off, and I was wearing gym shorts) but that’s about it.

  5. tim on July 28, 2013 at 07:55

    I was reading about some guy texting pics of his junk to girls he met on dating websites–the girls got together, found the guys Facebook page, then his Mom’s and sister’s Facebook pages–and forwarded the pics to them! Priceless!

    Seriously, what was this guy thinking? You are right, can’t make this shit up.

    If you look at Craigslist Personals, it’s nearly all M4M relationship seekers with weiner-pics, I don’t think women choose mates based on the photogenic qualities of their manhood.

    I’m a happily married hetero and can’t imagine going through the steps needed to take a pic of my weiner and post it online in the hopes some girl gets excited and wants to have an intimate online relationship with me. And I’m not a public figure–the worst that could happen is my wife found out, or worse yet, my Mom. No $500,000/yr job at stake. What a dumbass.

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