It’s rather fun to be internet savvy at 54, since before Al Gore jerked off to Internet porn. For every invention, there’s a need.
Some fantasize about manhood.
Oh, Myyy. Tilted head for the promo still? Obvious lip sync for the vid? Well, it did make a good TEEVEE commercial for Colin Kaepernick. Not way off, particularly juxtaposing him, with the artist. I’ll admit though: catchy tune. Message? “Girl you can tell everybody I’m a man man man I’m a man, the man, really, really, really, the/a man.” Laf. Do you even need a hint? No? Onward, then.
The other day, It was laf and mok over James Fell and his “Body For Wife” pussyness.
Looks like today, it’s URBAN ANTONIO: The Paleo Problem with Racism and Sexism. Like James “All My Life, For Wife” Fell, Antonio “Untypically Not Macho” Valladares kicks it up a notch.
Nobody gets out alive from this 18 MILLIONTH MOST POPULAR WEBSITE IN THE WORLD! My only lament is that I got mentioned last, not first, as in the 1.6 Millionth most popular BodyForWife. Thanks James. Here’s a link for your your troubles: Body For Wife.
People generally hate it when I argue these irrelevancies, comparing to my 0.13 Millionth most popular website in the world, that occasionally ranks 0.08 million. But, this is sport for me.
- I spend little time going into the forrest to carry on conversations with screeching monkeys.
- Don’t care how much monkey sex they get, from monkeys who think they’re the man, and tell everybody, because they can.
But it’s true that it’s irrelevant in meaningful respect. That’s a popularity metric, most of the world is fucktarded, etc.
But, what if James and Antonio, with their dismal and dismal-er blogs, actually have more fucktards than I?
See? I’m a one individual mind at a time guy, representing the true understanding of the power of the Internet. I’ll take my vegan commenter Gina over 20 of James’ or Antonios’ regurgitating, stupid cunts any day.
The other part is, those who know me best always tell me not to do this sort of thing. Why give a link or promote someone who’s fucking with you, that won’t be heard much, but will get many more eyeballs if you blog about it?
Yin. Yang. Lemons. Make lemonade. Negative publicity from “nobodies” is better than positive publicity, unless it’s Oprah. Stench lasts longer that sweet perfume.
I’m gratified that anyone in the world takes the time & effort to hate me. Love is easy. I get lots of love, but it’s the hate I yearn for, because it’s solid. When someone hates you, they’re simply not lying. Passion is two sides of the same coin. But hate? It’s bankable.
Truthfully, I haven’t even read Antonio’s post, yet (I will, though; I’m the man, and girl, you can tell everybody). Sorry, I just scanned for my name like a cheap whore. This is the sum total of what I’ve read:
Well, it is an oddity that I’ve spoken at AHS. Actually, I led off the inaugural ’11 with just that perplexity. I’m assuming Antonio hasn’t listened to it. In short, it has to do with my friends, Aaron and Brent, paying the hundreds of attendees to come see me, rather than Andreas Eenfeldt in ’11, and then Terry Wahls in ’12. Complete scandal, but not public, yet.
It is true that I’m pretty much friends with jimmy moore. It’s very odd, since I go out of my way more and more to trash many of his ideas, but always stop short of attacking him or Christine personally or, of what I have zero idea of in terms of their life together. I’ve been on his show 2 or 3 times and even guest hosted recently with carte blanche. What more can one expect from someone you’re at odds with?
Yep, so dysfunctional qua blogger that the entire paleosphere is talking about resistant starch while resisting taking about James and Antonio Living For Wife, or being the man, man, man…that girl, you have license to tell everyone about.
And holy doG. Can someone sign me up to do dating workshops? I did speak at The 21 Convention twice. The first time was about diet and the second, philosophy. I didn’t make the dating cut on those. But: “great research.”
Anyway, it’s Friday…
James. Antonio: Go have a drink on me. You’re getting more undeserved attention from my posts that you’d get from a few dozen girls telling everybody that you’re the man, you’re the man, you’re the man.