Civil Asset Forfeiture Is Modern Day Animal Trials

I was amused to learn, some decades ago, that this fucktarded shit actually took place. In legal history, an animal trial was the criminal trial of a non-human. Such trials are recorded as having taken place in Europe from the thirteenth century until the eighteenth. […] Animals, including insects, faced the possibility of criminal charges…Read More

I’m Your Quotidien Iconoclast

Iconoclast: a person who attacks cherished beliefs or institutions. Duh. It’s fucking dessert for me. Ask my parents. There is literally nothing I love more than to goad or demonstrate to anyone—even my parents—that their lives have been a complete waste, intellectually. The cool thing about iconoclasm is that it does’t deal in the practical. You can…Read More

My Idea of Chicken For a Football Game

You take leftover rotisserie chickens from you local market, from the fridge. No, I can’t really bring myself to lie and give you faux shit over how they’re labelled; so long as they taste good. Indeed it was the case they taste awesome, and you can enhance. I sourced from two caracas. Just punch them, break…Read More

Random Monday Hit & Run

Yesterday wasn’t enough. 1. William F. Buckley, Jr. Liberals claim to want to give a hearing to other views, but then are shocked and offended to discover that there are other views. 2. Bill Maher and Sam Harris demonstrate in excruciating detail just how much of a Fucktard Ben Affleck is. This is painful to…Read More

Random Sunday Hit & Run

I’m thinking this will be a regular Sunday deal and I may even do a “hump day” random as well. Let’s jump right in. I’ll start doing it in numbers instead of bullets for easy referencing in comments. 1. Deleting all Facebook: Enormous Relief. Note that 100% of the 48 comments are supportive. One thing of…Read More

Squinting At A Specifically General View of the Gut Microbiome

This was my very first post of more than 100 by now, April of 2013, that began my evolution in thinking about the gut microbiome: Prepare for the “Resistant Starch” Assimilation; Resistance is Futile. Yes, the narrative was initially somewhat hyperbolic, silver-bullet, miracle cure and all. I’ll cop to all of it. I am primarily an…Read More