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Serendipitous Righteousness

Beatrice was away for a girls’ weekend. In itself, rather hubristic, but I can man up for it and house sit the doggies. The new Fitbit made them happy and they got more walks than average. …That Bea did a girls’ weekend just two weeks ago with a different set of girls is no matter at all; says nothing about me.

What’s important is the leftovers she brought back, including this.

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I think it’s called a flatbread. Could be called soda crackers with stuff on it to make soda crackers a bit chewy; but I agree, flatbread sounds way more chic.

I was going to toss it, but then realized: THERE’S CHEESE ON IT! One doesn’t toss cheese, even when moldy. Plus, some cheeses are known for their mold. I don’t discriminate when it comes to mold on cheese. Can you see it? Those white blobs. I do believe that’s cheese. Don’t even get me started on the carelessly splotched pesto, the willy-nilly sprinkling of added pine nuts, or three (count ’em) colors of tomatoes.

So, I cut a square (I have a custom in Fitbit called “calories” and the square gets a 100 kcal estimate).

Anyway, glad I didn’t toss it as some pathetic excuse for a real pizza, as I immediately felt fucking righteous hubris well up in me, with every bite.

Richard Nikoley

I'm Richard Nikoley. Free The Animal began in 2003 and as of 2021, contains 5,000 posts. I blog what I wish...from health, diet, and food to travel and lifestyle; to politics, social antagonism, expat-living location and time independent—while you sleep—income. I celebrate the audacity and hubris to live by your own exclusive authority and take your own chances. Read More

11 Comments

  1. Bay Area Sparky on May 4, 2015 at 19:52

    Ah yes… pine nuts.

    🙂

  2. Ripken Holt on May 5, 2015 at 08:31

    Not sure if I could stomach moldy cheese.

  3. Jed on May 5, 2015 at 12:56

    Giving the gut bugs a workout, huh? Some (bugs) went on the attack, while others shook their tiny microbial heads in disbelief.

  4. bioking on May 6, 2015 at 00:22

    Old man in Mexico eats leftover flat bread. Ok. I give up. FFS, what’s the SOE strategy with this post?

    • bioking on May 6, 2015 at 01:00

      I long for the days when you used to whore yourself with click bait. Now you just write about shit that is all a bit too real.

    • Richard Nikoley on May 6, 2015 at 01:50

      Why it was in the post title. Righteousness. So, Holy communion, obviously. I do believe it’s unleavened.

  5. bioking on May 6, 2015 at 15:19

    Richard,

    try not ejaculating for at least a month. Still have sex of course, just don’t ejaculate. It does wonders for your brain chemistry and Mrs Nikoley will enjoy your new found “motivation” too I think.

    • Richard Nikoley on May 6, 2015 at 20:49

      I seriously adore comments where you can’t be absolutely sure whether it’s a troll or not. 🙂

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