FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
The White House – The Federal Administration has no comment on the latest slew of allegations by Democrats concerning their fantasies about Russia.
President Donald Trump has directed all federal employees under the authority of the executive branch not under judicial subpoena that they have two and only two options concerning all inquiries into democrat fantasies about Russia.
- No comment.
- Laugh out loud.
Any other response shall be grounds for immediate and summary dismissal (“you’re fired!”).
While not required, all respondents upon exercising option 1, 2, or both, are authorized, at their discretion, to add “you’re dismissed.”
Those harboring doubts about this executive directive are admonished to be not only mindful of the political agenda and tireless efforts of the Democrat hierarchy to harm the American people for the benefit of of their failing and increasingly unpopular hierarchy of power, but also, the knee-jerk tendency of far too many to take any charge or question seriously.
In this case, these “questions” are too ridiculous, timed, and dishonest to be taken seriously.