“Did you afford me a choice when you cut off my balls?” and “you masturbate when you’re bored.” Wait for both.

The only thing that could possibly make this skit better is if Alec Baldwin played the role of the dog.

I have beat drums for months and months to signal that every leftist, every Democrat you know, is an abject moron, and it’s why they are leftists and Democrats.

There are no exceptions. Zero.