Alopecia Will Be The Next Global Crisis; Thanks Oscars

Well, unless it’s just as OK for one black guy to cold-cock another on national TV as it is to 2 or 3 pop ’em in the hood.

I don’t need to say much about this but, Smith’s wife has been open about her problem, she has her own professional career, she puts herself out there, so she’s on her own in that way and her signal to Will that she didn’t like the joke was that she wanted him to bear the costs in what is, for both, a multi-million-dollar business.

And he fell for it.

Whether he’ll live this down or not, I do not know.

What I do know is that it was a completely pussy-boy, virtue-signalling move on his part.

Chris Rock maintained composure and turned it around. Props.


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  1. Gordon on March 30, 2022 at 04:31
  2. Jim Fick on March 30, 2022 at 16:59

    100% staged. Even if you ignore the fact that Pfizer’s promoting their new allopecia drug Ritlecitinib and that Pfizer sponsors the Oscars one could argue that the Oscars needed someone to give a rats ass.
    Not that I’m an Alex Jones fan but

    • Richard Nikoley on March 31, 2022 at 22:22


      Whenever anyone prefaces an assertion without direct evidence with “100%” I 100% dismiss it.

  3. Alan Andersen on April 1, 2022 at 09:36

    I’ve started to write a comment several times, but better not. Internet lasts forever. I’ll take the assaulter’s advice and keep my f’ing mouf shut.

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