Happy Sunday evening, Americans. And, whatever time it is elsewhere. It's Monday morning in my neck of the global woods.

Short and sweet.

There was a big-ass mask study.

In Bangladesh.

It had a bunch of authors and was written by scientists from Stanford and Yale, now published in Science.

JASON ABALUCK LAURA H. KWONG ASHLEY STYCZYNSKI ASHRAFUL HAQUE ALAMGIR KABIR ELLEN BATES-JEFFERYS EMILY CRAWFORD JADE BENJAMIN-CHUNG HABIB RAIHAN SHADMAN RAHMANSALIM BENHACHMI NEETI ZAMAN BINTEEPETER J. WINCH MAQSUD HOSSAIN SAN MAHMUD REZA ABDULLAH ALL JABER SHAWKEE GULSHAN MOMEN AURA RAHMAN TAHRIMA SAIHA HUQSTEPHEN P. LUBY AHMED MUSHFIQ MOBARAK

Got that?

They lied. All those grant whores lied.